The Evil Eye

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:46:18 GMT

Big Bass

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:00:18 GMT

Talk about a Lunker!

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:40:15 GMT

My wife sent this list to me. I had to laugh. I think #5 was supposed to be a hint... ;-)

If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself
Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 22:26:03 GMT

I really don't know what to say, but this is not the car I would expect to be parked out at the law firm.

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 16:49:58 GMT

Saw this van at the Evansvile Flying J.

If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain it.